Apple picking jokes
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
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What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...
Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.... 馃サ馃ぃ
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.
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What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.