Apple picking jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away. if you throw it hard enough.
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.