Apparel jokes
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖