And jokes

Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.

So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.

This didn't actually happen.

What's the difference between drugs and kids?

I don't sell drugs.

What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?

Georgie floated!

My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?

Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.

Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

They both had an open mind.

My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."

You got a black cat.

He was bad luck.

Everyone left you and you committed suicide.

What a CATastrophe!

What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?

One of them knows the definition of no.

Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****

🎨🧑🏻‍🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.

If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.

Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.

Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!

Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You're not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter."

So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"

And then she died.

What's the definition of rude?

Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.

Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.

and found that in all the videos his father is...

Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?

Because they don't have a home.

Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"

Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."

Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."

Dad: "Exactly, son."