And jokes
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
I love Bubba girls and yea.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"