And jokes

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.

Laugh now.

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...

"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.

A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”

What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?

Nothing, they're both receding.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.

The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.

Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!