What time is it you spran an ankle or an arm ? Time to go to the doctor 🥼
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain? "Damn bro, you got an ankle spring"