Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It’s a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
I was always to I’m to small to ride but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
I have fun goin on dem roller coasters that go really high up and sittin by random people and once we get to the high point I look at the stranger and go wham and unplug they seat bealt
what's a turtles favorite thrill ride shell shock
