A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
