Alliance jokes

What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?

"Verdun for."

Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.

If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!