You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Steven hawkins
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
