Airstrike jokes
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.