Adoorable jokes

What do you call a cute door?

Adoorable.

What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!

Do you like doors?

Yes, because you are adoorable.

Yes, I'm CUTE.

C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.

What's the difference between puppies and orphans?

The puppies actually get adopted.

My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.

Your adopted.

My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.