Aborted baby jokes

Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.

What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.

Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...

Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?

Because it wasn’t born yesterday. 🤭

I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies? Fetus Deletus!

Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?

Because it wasn't born yesterday!

Q: How many aborted babies does it take to paint a house?

A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

I should probably stop making abortion jokes.

After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.

Why can't you fool an aborted baby?

Because it wasn't born yesterday.

I was going to tell a dead baby joke...

I decided to abort.

Baby > commits start breathing.

Mom > commits abort.

Baby > commits ohshit.exe

I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

Why can’t you fool an aborted baby? Because it wasn’t born yesterday...