Aborted baby jokes

Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?

Because it wasn't born yesterday!

Why can't you fool an aborted baby?

Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?

Because it wasn’t born yesterday...

Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...

Q: How many aborted babies does it take to paint a house?

A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?

Because it wasn’t born yesterday. 🤭

I should probably stop making abortion jokes.

After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.

Baby > commits start breathing.

Mom > commits abort.

Baby > commits ohshit.exe

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.

What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.