Ability jokes
Armless guy: Even though I don鈥檛 have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 馃幍If you鈥檙e happy and you know it, clap your hands! 馃幎
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It鈥檚 been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 馃槀馃槀馃槀
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn鈥檛 make enough shadow clones to surround her.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
What is the one thing cripples can't do? ... Stand-up comedy.
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Gwen can talk, please?
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can鈥檛 make enough room for her!
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Alya is so retarded.