Ability jokes
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
What is the one thing cripples can't do? ... Stand-up comedy.
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Gwen can talk, please?
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Alya is so retarded.
🤔 What do gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when 🤔 he has another man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob?
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.