People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
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What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital? Reload and keep shooting
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What has 50 legs but cant walk?
25 disabled kids
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I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid, they were still breathing so I told them to walk it off.
School shooting : *Happens* Foreign Exchange Student: *Starts sobbing under desk* American Student: "First time?"
"Go big or go home", that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud", that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!", that's what I say.
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What's the most played game in Africa? The Hunger Games.
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We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
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Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the isle.
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Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
