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What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
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What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something
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Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!”
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.'
When and where was the biggest BBQ ever? Hiroshima, Japan 1946
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What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke? Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag? A Kit Kat.
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips? They need a parent signature.
Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"
Patient: "Cancer?"
Doctor: "What a coincidence."
