Wade

Let’s fucking go! Cancer stalking is crazy.
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Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

So, gender equality is the a woman can do anything a man can right? That they should be treated the same? So therefore if she swings on me, I could punch her into the twin towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.