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Wade

Registered on 9/21/2023 · 107 followers · Last active 4 months ago

Wade

A man with a beard is making a 'shush' gesture. Above his head, there is text that reads, "Walking quietly so the homeless won't hear your spare change jingle."

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Madi V Amy 4

The image shows a four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, there is an angry-looking person with green makeup, presumably Madi, and next to it, a woman with long brown hair, presumably Amy, is standing with her arms crossed looking displeased. In the second panel, Amy is pointing to the right. In the third panel, Amy is pointing again but this time to the left. In the fourth panel, Amy is looking at a table with a spilled bottle and glass with a sad expression.

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Jake trying to stop another fight (Amy V Madi 3)

The image shows two cartoonish images of people on two cliffs, with a sheep on a rock in the middle. Text in the middle reads "i <3 her".

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Madi V Amy 2

The meme uses the woman yelling at a cat format. On the left side, a cartoon of a woman is overlaid on the woman yelling. On the right side, a picture of a person with green face paint and pointed ears is overlaid on the cat sitting at the table.

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Madi V Amy 1

The image shows a split screen. The top part has a person with green makeup around their eyes and red lipstick looking like the joker, in the background you can see people in suits. The bottom part shows a cartoon character with red eyes and long dark hair in front of a background where you can read the word “fashi”.

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An image from the Family Guy cartoon showing Quagmire standing on a porch in front of a house. He is pointing to his right with his right hand and he has a muscular arm.

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A news headline reads: "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody and Being Hunted By Police." Below the headline are two images: one shows police cars with flashing lights and the other shows the mugshot of the supposed bandit with wide eyes.

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The image shows a two-panel scene. In the first panel, a man with a Deadpool mask is impaled by a sword. The text "OH NO!" is present. In the second panel, a baby with a Deadpool mask is shown. The text says "ANYWAY". There is a crowd of blurry figures in the background.

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A message exchange shows the text 'I threw up in the toilet'. The second message says 'You ok?'. In response to that message, there is an image of the movie 'Up' inside of a toilet bowl. The last message says 'You're getting blocked if you keep that up'.

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The image shows four panels from the movie The Sixth Sense. In the first panel, a young boy is looking afraid and the text reads 'I SEE DEADPOOL'. The second panel shows a man talking to the boy, and the text reads 'YOU MEAN 'DEAD PEOPLE''. In the third panel, the boy is saying 'NO, DEADPOOL. HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU.' The fourth panel shows Deadpool standing behind the man.

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The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

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The image shows text that reads "Doctor: It was a long and hard surgery, but we reattached your torso. *credit card declines* Doctor:" above a picture of a yellow figure holding a red figure. The red figure is being held with their head down.

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This has to go in the quotebook

A screenshot of a conversation. The first comment states the probability of a monkey typing a long string of characters correctly. The second comment says that it would only take 26.666 days for one monkey to type Shakespeare's Complete Works. The third comment provides the number of attempts to achieve success. The final comments are "We're on the same Reddit post Amy," "BAHAHA," and "THATS FUNNY ACTUALLY."

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A screenshot of a social media conversation. The first message is from Depre$$0_Expre$$0 saying "I broke up with him..." Then Silent Specter replies with "Cry louder." Next, Depre$$0_Expre$$0 says "Go fuck yourself." Finally, Silent Specter quotes the message from Depre$$0_Expre$$0 and adds, "Cry louder."

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It’s just gonna keep repeating

A screenshot of a chat conversation. The first user, Depre$$0_Expre$$0, says 'Heyyy'. The second user, leosarefire14, replies with 'Hi', then 'Hru'. Depre$$0_Expre$$0 then says 'Good u??' and leosarefire14 replies with 'I'm okay', then 'Wbu'. The third user, Wade, then types '...'

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The bitch even cheered the “Fags” comment

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Amy

A close up of a woman's eyes with two circles drawn between them.

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The image shows a series of comments on a social media post. Pink Diamond asks about supporting LGBTQ and liking furries. Wade responds with an offensive slur. Aaron responds to Wade, accusing him of eating Doritos and Mountain Dew in his mom's basement. Wade insults Aaron's gender, his pride flag and furry costume.

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A movie poster style image showing a smiling man with a friendly centipede wrapped around him. Text on the image reads: From the makers of Ratatouille. The Human Centipede. Disney Pixar logos are in the center.

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A three-panel comic strip shows Deadpool and Spiderman. In the first panel, Deadpool says "Booby traps." The second panel has Deadpool standing with his arms folded, and Spiderman looks confused. In the third panel, Deadpool points his finger in a gun-like manner and laughs while stating, "You said, 'traps.'"

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