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Wade

Registered on 9/21/2023 · 116 followers · Last active 7 days ago

Headpool

WALKING QUIETLY SO THE
HOMELESS WON'T HEAR YOUR
SPARE CHANGE JINGLE.
MBJ

Headpool

In-joke

Madi V Amy 4

Wade
ล

Headpool

In-joke

Jake trying to stop another fight (Amy V Madi 3)

Wade
/ <3
her

Headpool

In-joke

Madi V Amy 2

Wade
lead

Headpool

In-joke

Madi V Amy 1

Wade
fashi
TO
mulus

Headpool

Headpool

The Ohio Butthole Tickling
Bandit Has Escaped Custody
And Being Hunted By Police.
By Timw_brap
Peday 2016

Headpool

EXTENO MOST
•
OH NO!
ANYWAY

Headpool

You ok?
I threw up in the toilet
You're getting blocked if you keep
that up

Headpool

I SEE DEADPOOL
YOU MEAN 'DEAD PEOPLE'
NO, DEADPOOL. HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU
1

Headpool

Anonymous 16 minut temu
2 REPLIES
108090531
Remember in college you
were making out with Betty
from your CompSci class and
she put a finger up your butt.
So you started questioning
your sexual preference?
IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!
Anonymous 14 minut temu
>>108090531 (OP)
>Remember when you were jacking off with
no clothes on for the first time just to try it out?
Remember when your Mom walked by and saw
everything, even though you were sure that you
had closed the door?
108090547
>It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think
for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!
Anonymous 10 minut temu
>Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite
cartoon bed spread as a teen?!
>IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN
YOUR SLEEP!!
108090571

Headpool

Doctor: It was a long and hard
surgery, but we reattached your
torso
*credit card declines*
Doctor:
C
PAL

Headpool

In-joke

This has to go in the quotebook

amyyy
2 minutes ago
1/(1.727 x 10^-5660331) is the chance of our
monkey typing all 3,695,990 characters in the
right order.
Wade 2 minutes ago
In which case, it would only take 26.666 days
for at least 1 monkey to write Shakespeare's
Complete Works. Since the number of
outcomes during each keystroke is finite,
infinitely many monkeys will type any
particular character during each keystroke.
Finite length strings of length n only requires n
keystrokes to be produced since every
possible permutation is produced at each
keystroke.
amyyy 2 minutes ago
that means 5.789 x 105660330 attempts to
achieve success.
Wade 1 minute ago
We're on the same Reddit post Amy.
amyyy
1 minute ago
Wade
We're on the same Reddit post Amy.
BAHAHA
1 minute ago
amyyy
THATS FUNNY ACTUALLY

Headpool

In-joke

Depre$$0_Expre$ $0 1 hour ago
I broke up with him...
Silent Specter 44 minutes ago
Cry louder.
Depre$$0_Expre$$0 21 minutes ago
Go fuck yourself
Silent Specter 14 minutes ago
Depre$$0_Expre$$0
Go fuck yourself
Cry louder.

Headpool

In-joke

It’s just gonna keep repeating

Depre$$0_Expre$$0 3 minutes ago
Heyyy
leosarefire14 3 minutes ago
Hi
leosarefire14 3 minutes ago
Hru
Depre$$0_Expre$$0 2 minutes ago
Good u??
leosarefire14 now
I'm okay
leosarefire14 now
Wbu
Wade now

Headpool

In-joke

The bitch even cheered the “Fags” comment

Wade 2d
Member
Fags
3
Reply
Aaron * 2d
Member
LMAO ok Wade I can smell the mountain dew and Doritos u religiously eat in ur
moms basement cause I know for a fact ur fatherless with that dumbass Deadpool
pfp but u do u :)
Reply
Wade 1d
Member
Pink Diamond 28m
:
Aaron * And I can tell through the screen that your gender is an unsolved Rubix cube
and you have a pride flag up in your room along with a $500 furry costume in your
closet. Scratch that, a homemade furry costume because your retarded ass can't get
a job walking dogs since you'll try and hump them.
1
Reply
Member
:
Wade DAMN.BTW aaron is my friend, you speak to aaron like tht, your gonna be
unalived. Savvy?
:
Reply
Wade now
Member
:
.
:
Pink Diamond Woah, I'm super scared, are you gonna try and hit me with your
pride flags? Or put on your rainbow furry suit and start barking at me? Oh no, are
you gonna cancel me on Twitter?
Reply

Headpool

Amy

Headpool

In-joke

Mey Sah commented on this 28m ago
Pink Diamond
Member
do you support LGBTQ?
h Home Plymouth, PA Posted 6h ago
6
Pink Diamond 6h
Member
Do you like furries?
Reply
Wade 5h
Member
Fags
Reply
Aaron * 4h
Member
Reply
...
Wade now
Member
:
:
LMAO ok Wade I can smell the mountain dew and Doritos u religiously eat in
ur moms basement cause I know for a fact ur fatherless with that dumbass
Deadpool pfp but u do u :)
:
:
Aaron * And I can tell through the screen that your gender is an unsolved
Rubix cube and you have a pride flag up in your room along with a $500 furry
costume in your closet. Scratch that, a homemade furry costume because your
retarded ass can't get a job walking dogs since you'll try and hump them.
Reply

Headpool

FROM THE MAKERS OF RATATOUILLE
2
DISNE PIXAR
THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE
Q DHOOLY
NOURWONY

Headpool

Booby traps.
[laughs]
you said, "traps."

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