Wade

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Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)

Basic Pokémon
May
Transgender Pokémon.
30 HP
Suicidal Karen
Whine like a bitch about your problems and
suicidal tendencies (hopefully you'll annoy
the enemy and they'll retreat?)
weakness
Victimize
This attack only works if allied with a friend.
This creature has none, since it is utterly
repulsive. Making this attack useless.
resistance
20
retreat cost
+40
-40
If you come across this Pokémon in the wild, RUN. Run
away immediately, kill it if you can, but fuckin RUN.
1995, 96, 98 Nintendo, Creatures, GAMEFREAK. 1999 Wizards.
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