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Wade

Registered on 9/21/2023 · 105 followers · Last active 6 months ago

Wade

My ass in your thumb

The image shows Freddy from Five Nights at Freddy's, but his body is composed of repeating sections of eyes, mouth, and torso. The text 'My thumb in your ass' is overlaid on the left side of the image.

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That’s crazy

The image depicts Freddy Fazbear, a bear-like animatronic character with multiple eyes, next to text that reads: "I shoved my ass into a blender."

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RUN

The image shows a hallway with a black and white checkered floor. There is a man labeled "Spring Bonnie" floating in the air and another man labeled "Mike" running away in the opposite direction. Above them is written: "😎 the fnaf movie isn't going to be scary 😎".

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FFIA

The image shows a distorted, low-resolution image of Freddy Fazbear from the video game "Five Nights at Freddy's". The text "Five fingers in my ass" is overlayed on the left of the image in white lettering.

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It took 8 years boys

A distorted Springtrap character from Five Nights at Freddy's holds a wad of cash, with the text "Me in October (The Five Nights at Freddy's movie is coming to the theaters):" above him and "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!" below him.

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Sold out

The image shows a meme with the text 'Five nights at Freddy's movie opening weekend be like'. It shows a stick figure labeled 'Fnaf fan' diving towards the lower image and a woman labeled 'October 27' who is crawling in the other direction. The bottom right corner includes a watermark saying 'MEMES'.

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People are insane

The image shows the face of Freddy Fazbear, a character from the Five Nights at Freddy's video game. Above Freddy's face is the text "Ngl, Ballon Boy is hot" and below that "Any sane person:".

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Pulling up to the movie theater

The image shows a group of four animatronic characters from the video game Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF). The text above them reads 'ME AND THE BOYS' and below them 'WATCHING FNAF'. The characters have red eyes and smoke is around their faces. One of them, Freddy Fazbear, is holding a cigarette.

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Ultra Instinct William

The image shows two panels. In the first panel, a black and white puppet-like character with red cheeks is surprised and asks, "No! It's impossible! H-how are you still alive?!" The second panel shows a character resembling Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, covered in fire, with a sly grin, saying, "By using 2% of my power, Charlie! Looks like you'll need more than a little fire to stop me now!"

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The Man behind the Slaughter

The image shows a three-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a tied-up green Springtrap character from the video game 'Five Nights at Freddy's' stands surrounded by the Scooby-Doo gang. The caption says, "now let's see who the man behind the slaughter really is!". The second panel shows Fred touching Springtrap's head. In the final panel, Fred is holding Springtrap's head mask, revealing Shaggy underneath. Shaggy is saying "-Shaggy!?" and then "-like zoinks, I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!".

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FNAF 3

The image is a two-panel comic with a cartoon dog in a hat sitting at a table with a mug. In the first panel, the background is on fire, and the text reads, "Fnaf 3 location". In the second panel, the dog has a big smile and says, "THIS IS FINE." The text "Springtrap" is also visible in the second panel.

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Wahtdafack

The image shows a split screen. The upper part displays a video screen with "FIGHT" and "SPRINGTRAP KILLS PURPLE GUY! Compilation". The lower part shows a cat with a loading symbol on its head and the text "FNAF FANS:".

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This explains a lot

An image of a cartoon rabbit with a broken ear and a dark face standing in front of a blurred fire with the text “BREAKING NEWS” and “MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE”.

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Morbintrap

A green, burned-looking character with glowing white eyes and sharp teeth wearing a green hoodie says "It's burning time."

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He always comes back

An image shows a hand holding an Uno card that says "finally die OR draw 25". Next to it, a person with the head of Springtrap (a character from Five Nights at Freddy's) is sitting at a table with a deck of cards and a Sprite can. The person is wearing black sunglasses.

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Bredbear

A meme showing a comparison between "my friends dreams" and "my dreams". "My friend's dreams" shows two Chad figures, with text saying "I dreamed I kissed my crush" and "nice". "My dreams" shows a bunch of bread and characters from "Five Nights at Freddy's" embedded into the bread. There is also text that says "Five Nights at BRreddy's".

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So accurate

The image shows two panels of a green animatronic character with a sinister grin. The first panel shows him surrounded by fire and saying "OH NO!". The second panel shows him in a more neutral setting saying "ANYWAY". The text above reads "William Afton after dying... again:".

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Nightguard fucked up

Four animatronic characters from the Five Nights at Freddy's video game franchise are depicted with evil smiles. The text reads "Me and the boys watching the security guard's power reach 0%. LET'S EAT!!".

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Badass Deathstroke

The image shows the comic book character Deathstroke aiming a rifle with a scope. The text on the image says, "You know you're badass when you use a scope without an eye."

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Perfection

The image shows a stylized drawing of Deadpool with two pistols. In a speech bubble, he says, "Don't forget to wear your brown pants!". Above the image is the text "CALL OF DOODY" and "MERC OPS."

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