What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s? Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
Wade ツ
He's on top of you! He's going in through the back! OH GOD, HE'S INSIDE!
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor? The 43rd floor.
What is 9+9? 18. What is 9+10? 19. What is 9+11? -2996
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center? Because its an easy target.
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
So, gender equality is the a woman can do anything a man can right? That they should be treated the same? So therefore if she swings on me, I could punch her into the twin towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs? The 2028 US election.
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!” The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator the World Trade Center collapsed.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”? Like we get it bro she’s underage.
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.? Tourists.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain? “Kobe!”
Hellen Keller walked into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11? Party crashers.
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker? Not only do you get your money back, but, the second hour is free.
Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Your dad. (But my dads dead.) I know, just reminding you!
Yo Mama so fat the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her
