Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
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How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept SPITTING ICE
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.