Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some CASH WITHDRAWALS
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I WANNA FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT!!!
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the ICE-COLD RHYMES
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT"
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to CAPTURE the RAP STAR
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept BOOING him off STAGE
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH from his BEATS
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the BEAT
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To TRIM his verses
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.