What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
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I WANNA FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT!!!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the MIC DROP was too high