Swiss Cheese

My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.

Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".

I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.

My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words... through the pillow.

How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?

"No, you hang yourself first..."