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Registered on 3/24/2024 · 5 followers · Last active 5 days ago

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Toilet

Swf · 2 years ago

The image shows a toilet with an open seat and a roll of toilet paper on the floor. Above the toilet is a sign with a stick figure diving, with a line through it. Below this scene is a picture of a man looking bewildered with the text "What the hell happened here?"

Murder

Swf · 2 years ago

A four-panel comic strip. Panel one: A small character sits next to a large, muscular character in a prison cell. Both characters wear orange jumpsuits. Panel two: The small character, labeled 'THAT ONE FURRY HATER,' says, 'I asked the president to make it legal to murder furries.' Panel three: The large character reacts in shock. Panel four: The large character, labeled 'PEOPLE WITH A MORAL COMPASS,' shouts 'DUDE, WTF?!'

Unemployment

Swf · 2 years ago

I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.

Man

Swf · 2 years ago

A painting features a man standing on a rocky outcrop, holding a red lightsaber. In the background, Star Destroyer-type spaceships float through the sky, with a vast mountain landscape shrouded in mist.

Relationship

Swf · 2 years ago

The image shows a social media post by MeeRa Rai stating, "I just ended a 5 year relationship." Raj King comments, "Are you okay!!!" MeeRa Rai replies, "It's okay it wasn't my relationship."

World

Swf · 2 years ago

The image shows a traffic accident involving a Coca-Cola truck and a Mentos truck. The Mentos truck is tipped over on its side, and the caption reads, "I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE HOW CLOSE WE CAME TO A WORLD ENDING EVENT."

Girl

Swf · 2 years ago

The image shows a close-up of Shrek's face with a knowing and slightly menacing expression. Above the image are the words "A random girl: (Talks to me for 5 seconds) The stare my friends give me:".

Color

Swf · 2 years ago

Visitor

Swf · 2 years ago

The meme shows three frames. The first frame shows Gandalf in front of a hobbit door, saying "We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations!". The second frame shows Uncle Sam with Gandalf's hair and beard pointing with the words "And what about very old recruiting posters?". The last frame shows Bilbo with his arms out and yelling "Propagandalf!"

Civilization

Swf · 2 years ago

The image is divided into two sections. On the left side, there is the text 'A CIVILIZATION WITH GUNS' above the Australian flag. On the right, it says 'SOME FUNNY BIRDS' over a picture of multiple emus.

Phone

Swf · 2 years ago

The image shows a split frame. The top half features Indiana Jones looking slightly annoyed. The bottom half shows a Nokia phone with hieroglyphs engraved on it. The text says: "Not saying your mom has an old phone but..."

Brain

Swf · 2 years ago

The meme shows a screenshot from the game Minecraft. The Nether, a dark and fiery dimension, is in view, and the flag of the Netherlands is placed in the middle. The meme has the text “Geography teacher: what are you laughing at? Me: Nothing. My brain: Netherlands.”

Trip

Swf · 2 years ago

The image shows a text overlay on top with the text: Teacher: Plans trip to Jerusalem. Girls: Ew...Jerusalem is so boring. Boys: Below is a picture of crusader soldiers.

Microwave

Swf · 2 years ago

The image shows a Minecraft landscape filled with red rocks and a body of water. There are several blocks of TNT laid out in the foreground. The text overlay reads "My microwave stopped working, time to use my pc to cook some beef."

Steak

Swf · 2 years ago

The image shows a split screen comparison of vegan and real steak. On the left, under "Vegan Steak" is a picture of a cooked vegan steak with some gravy and garnish. Underneath it, there is a text box stating "ingredients". On the right, under "Real Steak", there's a picture of a sliced real steak. Underneath it, there's a picture of a cow in a field. The text underneath the image says "ingredients". Above the comparison, there is a blue, wide-eyed, emoji face.

Bed

Swf · 2 years ago

The image shows a two-panel cartoon with a person labeled “Me” reaching for a yellow ball labeled “Sleeping”. The second panel shows “Me” still reaching for the sleeping ball, but now they are being grabbed from behind by a pink creature labeled “The crumbs on my bed that magically appeared.”

Language

Swf · 2 years ago

A chart comparing German and English. The German words 'du', 'dich', 'dir', 'Sie', 'Ihnen', 'ihr', and 'euch' are listed next to the English word 'you'. On the left side is the rage face, on the right side the troll face.

Boy

Swf · 2 years ago

The image shows several Minecraft characters, including a piglin, a drowned, two wither skeletons, a warden, and a creeper, with the text 'me and the boys about to ruin your hardcore run' above them.

Celebrity

Swf · 2 years ago

The image is a grid of nine photos. Each photo shows a person who is made to look like a celebrity and has a name similar to that of the celebrity. The top row features "Pů Ting," resembling Vladimir Putin, "Yi Long Musk," resembling Elon Musk, and "Di Nhi Rho," resembling Robert De Niro. The second row showcases "Zhorxe Bus," resembling George Bush, "Wok," resembling Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and "Yuan-i Diệph," resembling Johnny Depp. The bottom row presents "Yin Di Zhêl," resembling Vin Diesel, "Bhra Di Pitth," resembling Brad Pitt, and "Zhong Xina," resembling John Cena.

Group

Swf · 2 years ago

The image shows a cartoon representing different national teams as balls with their respective flags, each in their group for the EURO 2024. Each "countryball" expresses a different sentiment or makes a joke related to their football reputation or chances in the tournament. The text across the image shows dialog and commentary for each country.

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