Shower thoughts

When does a cub become a Boy Scout When he eats his first brownie

What’s the difference between erotic and kinky Erotic is usually a feather kinky is using the whole chicken

What's the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters? A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood

Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?

Fucks funny

What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?

Put the wheel wheelchair in the pot

Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid One has Functioning neck

I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already

What’s worse than spiders on your piano crabs on your organ

I like my coffee like my women

Amateur

Doctor: what is your zodiac sign?

Patient: cancer why?

Doctor: what are the chances

Patient: of what?

A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks, Dad," the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."

I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.

How do you make someone in Africa disappointed

Sing raindrops keep falling on my head

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking

Tell her to slow down and use lubricant

What do hockey players and Surrey girls have common? They both only change their pads after every third period!