I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better then shouting he’s got a gun at the airport
Shower thoughts
What is the New York fireman's favourite song....
It’s raining men
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I ́m still choosing." She looked horrified.
What’s the difference between women and cars? At least cars retained some their values after getting wrecked
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? Neither one of them, they eat out
What do you call when two transgender midgets have sex? And micro transaction
what do you call a ice skating dwarf?
a midget spinner
Genealogist looks at the family tree a gynecologist Looks up the family bush.
What do you do when a woman is choking? Back up a couple inches
Why did the dick go insane Someone kept messing with his head
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common? They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat? Put barbecue sauce on it
How can you tell your best friend is gay His meat taste like shit
What does a pregnant slave and a pay less sale have in common? Buy one get one free
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children? The Jackson 4
Boobs are like friends you have big ones small ones real ones fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer
Boobs are like friends you have big ones small ones real ones fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer
What do you Call a guy that’s high in a wheelchair A baked potato