Why are Asians good at math? Because the dog can’t eat their homework
Shower thoughts
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The best way to tell Hindu person and a Muslim person part is asking them Are you 7-Eleven Or 9/11
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight, all I had to do is say stand up
Playing soccer in a wheelchair basically rocket league in real life
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What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor? The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball Because nobody misses them
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball Because nobody misses them
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball Because nobody misses them
What’s the difference between chocolate and people You can’t buy people nowadays
What’s the difference between chocolate and people You can’t buy people nowadays
How was Copper wire invented? Two Jewish people fighting over a penny
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito? He gets to tear that ass up one more time
How is a priest like a wristwatch They both start at 12
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How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb None they just like hanging in the dark