Shower thoughts

What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane? A biplane.

Pedophile and a priest run a race You can’t beat yourself in a race

Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times It’s all about execution

What do you call yourself when you fist a midget? A ventriloquist

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave? Don’t worry, I’ll Rope him in

What did the Pokémon say after having sex? My ball was sore

What do you call a house party for slaves In auction house

Tons of people committed suicide on 911 by destroying government property Not to mention and by plane

Tons of people committed suicide on 911 by destroying government property Not to mention and by plane

Tons of people committed suicide on 911 by destroying government property Not to mention and by plane

Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head just because his wife Said he was close minded

Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for ride in Dallas just to clear his head?

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane Man next me said you know we’re going to New York right I told him I just wanna know what I got into

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane Man next me said you know we’re going to New York right I told him I just wanna know what I got into

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long You wait to smash, for me and my girlfriend it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling

It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight