I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
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I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters, I think he didn’t like it, because I challenged him to a no hands contest. He said but I don’t have any. He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew
What do you call a necrophilic gangbang Cracking open a cold one with the boys
I like my wine like my women 16 and in my basement
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What does sex and food have in common My sister makes it better than my cousin
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion Removing a bomb
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What’s a priest favorite sport? Golf because most of the holes are less than 18
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What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid? One of them won’t clean the oven
What is the difference between Black people and coal It’s bad for the environment to burn coal
If we send more mosquito to Africa. We could save more mosquitoes from dying of aids.
What is the difference between Kanye And Hitler Hitler knew when his career was over
What is the darkest month? Black History Month
What do you call a crowd of horny white women? Cotton waiting to be picked