Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen. "Are those brownies, I smell?", he asks. "Indeed, they are.", he was told. "Gee", he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts."
Shower thoughts
In 2021We won't need a April fools prank think of Joe Biden and call it a day
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
I took my sister and And cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy who my dad‘s friend has connections with I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized, We got what we wanted.
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?" Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me." The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything." The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too."
One day little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parent's bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing he said playing cards, Little Johnny said who is your partner? dad said his mom on his way up he passed by his sisters room and noticed sheets Bouncing around and asked what she’s doing she said playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul. Next day dad came to ask Johnny a questions The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing he said playing cards. His dad asked him who is his partner was little johnny said you don’t need a partner if you have a good hand
Scientist say a banana a day is great for the colon But you gotta eat it
My wife said I have no sense of direction I said, where did that come from?
What does Drew Bledsoe and the twin towers have in common
They both got taken out by two jet.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy
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I was blessed with a 9 inch penis the priest is in jail now.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon
What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.
A rapist, pedifile, and a priest walk into a bar He orders a beer
Why’d Biden get fired from the supermarket He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread
What does Cangaball do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for