What do you white people use as pronouns? Crack/her
Shower thoughts
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company
Crack/her
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How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot
Today, I operated on a little girl, she needed O- negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O- negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “so when will I die”? she thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now it’s an assault rifle
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes? Family comes first
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What was Hitlers favorite thing to do to pass the time? Smoking
What is the most common crime in Asia? Identity fraud
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed
In 2011 Stephen Hawking said there is no God, 2018 God said there is no Steve Hawking
What was the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A kinder surprise
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."