Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
Shower thoughts
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Tons of people committed suicide on 911 by destroying government property Not to mention and by plane
Tons of people committed suicide on 911 by destroying government property Not to mention and by plane
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane Man next me said you know we’re going to New York right I told him I just wanna know what I got into
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.