I really used to be in the emo chicks now they’re just don’t make the cut
Shower thoughts
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots
what happens when the president turns emo? the great depression
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I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital? Throw a strob light in the epileptic ward
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you. She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
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My girlfriend told me her lips were dry and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna I’d hit that
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My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday
Sparkling water was invented by Germans who else would add gas
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I used to date this girl only to find out she’s guy. I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
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