What do you call a gay Eskimo? A snow blower.
Shower thoughts
Why are most vacuums gay? They’re always coming out of the closet
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
What do you call environmental conscious Mexican A Green bean
How do you know you’re at a gay church? Half the congregation in kneeling
What’s someone with aids favorite Taylor Swift song Baby now we got bad blood
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle? A unicycle can only take one person at a time
What do you call black Man having a seizure? Chocolate shake
What do you call a cab for black men A Cop car
How do you know you had a gay cookout All the hotdogs taste like ass
What do spiders and Black people have in common? When they’re black, they kill you
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What’s the best part having sex with a pregnant woman? You can have sex and a blow job at the same time
Why are Asians good at math? Because the dog can’t eat their homework
How do non-binary people kill people They slash them
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them Are you 7-Eleven Or 9/11
The best way to tell Hindu person and a Muslim person part is asking them Are you 7-Eleven Or 9/11
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight, all I had to do is say stand up
Playing soccer in a wheelchair basically rocket league in real life