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Shitpost master-general

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Registered on 10/19/2025 · 2 followers · Last active 8 months ago

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Iceberg

Shitpost master-general · 11 months ago

A three-panel political compass meme. The top panel shows an NPC Wojak against a political compass background, with the text: "The sinking of the Titanic was an accident caused by poor weather conditions." The middle panel shows a Brainlet Wojak against a political compass background, with the text: "The Titanic was deliberately sunk to kill off those who opposed the creation of the Federal Reserve." The bottom panel shows GigaChad against a political compass background, with the text: "Ice (((berg)))"

Duck

Shitpost master-general · 11 months ago

A white domestic duck stands facing right on a plain white background. Above the duck, in black text, it reads: "This is just a normal duck, nothing will happen if you like this photo".

Discount

Shitpost master-general · 11 months ago

An anime-style illustration shows a man and a woman in a close, intimate embrace. The woman, Mikasa Ackerman, has dark hair and is smiling subtly while looking towards the viewer. The man, Levi Ackerman, also with dark hair, leans into her, appearing intense. Above the image, white text on a black background reads: "WHEN YOU ARE OUT IN A RESTAURANT WITH YOUR COUSIN AND THEY SAY THEY HAVE A 40% DISCOUNT ON COUPLES". A small watermark "TAPIOCA Memes" is visible in the bottom left corner of the image.

Oreo

Shitpost master-general · 11 months ago

Forklift

Shitpost master-general · 11 months ago

A tall, blonde woman in black armor, Sergeant Calhoun, is looking down with a smirk at a small, young man in a blue uniform and cap, Fix-It Felix Jr., who looks confused. The text above them reads, "Sooo you're forklift certified huh?"

Clash of Clans

Shitpost master-general · 11 months ago

Dongs in a wait

A meme shows two structures from the mobile game Clash of Clans. Above the left structure, a timer reads '17d 23H' (17 days, 23 hours). Above the right structure, a timer reads '16d 23H' (16 days, 23 hours). The top text overlay reads: 'Clash of Clans players be like: OMG this is sick gameplay'.

Hand

Shitpost master-general · 11 months ago

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a pink-shirted man tells a blue-hoodie man, "Oh, I don't shake hands. I'm a germaphobe." In the second panel, the pink-shirted man asks, "How 'bout a fist-bump!" as they perform a fist-bump. In the third panel, a green-shirted man approaches the blue-hoodie man, who is walking away, and asks, "Dude! Was that anal-fisting-porn-star legend, Johnny Shit-Knuckles?!" The pink-shirted man looks on in surprise. In the fourth panel, the pink-shirted man has a look of extreme horror and disgust, realizing who he just fist-bumped.

Kid

Shitpost master-general · 11 months ago

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a creepy man in a trench coat, with hairy legs visible, says "HEY KID!" to a small girl holding an ice cream cone on a sidewalk. In the second panel, the man opens his trench coat to the girl, who has dropped her ice cream, standing between his legs. In the third panel, a woman screams in terror, her eyes wide with horror. In the fourth panel, the man's trench coat is open, revealing he is wearing a green T-shirt that says "THE TIME IS NOW. GO VEGAN." He has a large, unsettling smile. The watermark "@TONYBTS2" is visible in the first panel.

Elf

Shitpost master-general · 11 months ago

A Twitter (now X) post from user Pol Atreides (@Aliathewhite) which reads: 'This is like : Elves / Orcs'. Below this tweet is an older tweet from the same user, linking to 'x.com/BeatAntiWhitis...' and displaying two side-by-side images of women. The left image shows a fair-skinned woman with freckles and natural features. The right image is a mugshot of a dark-skinned woman with elaborate 'baby hair' styling, heavy makeup, long eyelashes, green contact lenses, and a lip piercing.

Food

Shitpost master-general · 11 months ago

An animated image depicts an elderly woman with white hair and glasses, wearing a blue dress, sitting in a large green armchair. She is casually tossing bundles of green money from a basket labeled "MONEY TO BURN" into a fireplace. Above the scene, the text reads "Buying food".

Minor

Shitpost master-general · In-joke · 11 months ago

Hitler

Shitpost master-general · 11 months ago

This is so relatable :3

A split image. On the left is a close-up illustration of a pink and purple anthropomorphic fox character with large, expressive eyes, labeled "Sensitive femboy fox." On the right is a black and white portrait of Adolf Hitler in a uniform, labeled "Hitler." Above both images, in white text on a black background, it reads "I HAVE 2 SIDES."

Femboy

Shitpost master-general · 1 year ago

A YouTube video thumbnail shows an anime-style character with short white hair and soft features, wearing a purple shirt, looking shyly to the side. Large, glowing, purple-pink 3D letters spell out "Shy Femboy Calls you a N****R" across a bed in a dimly lit, purple-themed room decorated with string lights. Below the thumbnail, the video title reads "Shy femboy calls you a n****r | Femboy ASMR". The video has 33K views and was uploaded 2 months ago. The video duration is 0:18.

Sexual innuendo

Shitpost master-general · 1 year ago

An anime character with light brown hair, cat ears, and a white and red uniform smiles and winks, holding up peace signs with both hands. Small white sparkles surround her. Text above her head reads, "What's frotting?" Text below her reads, "I'm a kinesthetic learner btw."

Account

Shitpost master-general · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Twitter (or X) feed on a dark background. The top section shows 'Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper' with a 'Subscribe' button and the text 'BREAKING: Official Elmo account hacked'. Below this are three posts from a verified 'Elmo @elmo' account.
The first tweet, posted '44s' ago, reads: 'Elmo says ALL JEWS SHOULD DIE. FUCK JEWS. DONALD TRUMP IS NETANYAHU'S PUPPET BECAUSE HE IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES. JEWS CONTROL THE WORLD AND NEED TO BE EXTERMINATED.'
The second tweet, posted '7m' ago, reads: 'RELEASE THE FILES @realDonaldTrump CHILD FUCKER'.
The third tweet, posted '10m' ago, reads: 'Kill all Jews.'
The bottom of the screenshot shows '7:22 PM . 13 Jul 25 . 2.2M Views'.

Patience

Shitpost master-general · 1 year ago

A six-panel comic strip by Cyanide and Happiness. Each panel shows the exact same scene: a green stick figure stands to the left of a tall carnival strength tester game with a bell at the top. To the right, a blue stick figure stands next to a sign that reads "TEST YOUR PATIENCE" and holds a large hammer. The image is a grid of these identical panels.

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