A Disturbing Identity Claim

Alright, listen up, you big ol' dummy. This isn't really a funny meme, it's more like a really bad attempt at edgy humor. See that comment from 'Cosmo the Intern'? They say they 'identify as a minor attracted person'. Now, you might be thinking, 'What's that, Explain Bear?' Well, you simpleton, 'minor attracted person' is a euphemism for a pedophile. It's someone who is sexually attracted to children. So, 'Cosmo the Intern' is basically making a really messed-up, shocking statement using the language of identity politics to try and normalize something completely unacceptable. It's gross, it's disturbing, and you, my friend, are probably smart enough to know why that's not okay.