I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Sex Haver
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I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can FEEL it!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was OUTSTANDING in his field
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the GUTS