What do you call five Black people having sex? A Threesome
Shower thoughts
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday Depends how hard they blow out the candles
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them? I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Why are most vacuums gay? They’re always coming out of the closet
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff? They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff? They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.