Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days? I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea just put in the freezer
scooter McFly
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther? Batman returns
What’s worse than finger banging your sister? Finding your dad‘s wedding ring
What plate goes to Bikini bottom Malaysia flight 370
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle Optimistic
All countries will get Covid Except China they got it right off the bat
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker? I’ve watched fast and furious seven
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up? I thought what all we had was special
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger having common
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked
Life is like a bag of jellybeans Nobody likes the black ones
What do you call a black person in a dark room? Invisible
Why do gay man hate period They they prefer Collins
What do you call Chinese assassin? Chinese takeout
What do you call a fart in a gay bar A mating call
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs They hate it when you hand it to them
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny Two face, worthless, and in everyone’s pants
What is Pink Floyd in Princess Diana have in common Their last big hit was the wall
For a golfer, tiger woods isn’t very good of a driver