What did Bill Cosby say on the second date? Hi, nice to meet you
Shower thoughts
How can you be fast and slow at the same time getting a gold medal in the special Olympics?
What do Black people and chains have common? both work better with chains on them?
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I I have sex my eyes hurt. He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man
My cousin really loves baseball He always Brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch? You don’t need consent
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common? They both be fucking sugar daddies
My wife said she wanted steam vegetables with her steak so I put her father in the hot tub
What does the long distance call in a black person have in common? They both don’t work
Why do people hate abortion jokes? It leaves you with an empty feeling inside
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders is all the time.
Whats black and eats Kitty Serval cancer
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex, guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch
What do orphans and garbage have in common? They’re both in the street and no one wants pick them up
What is the difference between a broom and a mop? It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop
What is the worst part about making Asian girl squirt She charges you for extra sauce
How did Rihanna find out? Chris Brown was cheating on her Found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn The windows we look through
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says screw the women and children Joe Biden says do we have that much time?