What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
monster
@monster@wje
hi im the old monster but with a acc
im straight
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Where do otters come from? Otter space.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.