Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
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Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.