Heroin Monkey

@heroinmonkey

illegal meme dealer ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ #EBC

Registered on 1/25/2024 · 132 followers · Last active 1 month ago

Life

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man in a light blue shirt squats on a grassy hill with a city in the background. The text above him says, "How life feels when you quit work and become a full-time alcoholic."

Tuesday

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a scene from a movie with two figures fighting with swords. The text above the image reads, 'POV: The average British person when you say Tuesday and not 'chewsday'.'

Hamster

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?

So they don't explode when you f*** them.

Vulgarity

Heroin Monkey · In-joke · 2 years ago

A black and white image of a person's face from the nose down, with their mouth wide open, eyes rolled back, and a distressed expression. Below the image, in a comment section, two comments are visible. The first comment reads 'The power of RAP can save anyone from those FILTHY DEMONS.' The second comment reads 'The second picture looks like your grandmother before she gives head.'

Dark Humor

Heroin Monkey · In-joke · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text-based online chat conversation among three users: Jake, Wade, and leoo. The conversation discusses sexual assault and consent in a highly inappropriate manner. The chat begins with a user named Wade giving conditional consent for a sexual act described as rape. The conversation then includes a statement from Wade claiming to have been "aggressively raped by Jake yesterday" and Jake's response to a question about the experience being "Amazing." A third user, leoo, makes unrelated comments throughout the chat, such as "hi" and "am i cool."

Rhino

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows text that reads: "yall ever just take a cold shower in the dark on all fours and groan pleasurably pretending you're a wet rhino on the african savannah during the first rain in years."

Pronoun

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a four-panel meme. The first panel shows a blue transparent human skull and the text says "Calling everyone either 'he' or 'she'". The second panel shows a transparent blue human head with a bright spot in the brain and the text says "Calling everyone by their preferred gender pronouns". The third panel shows a red silhouette of a man with a raised fist and the Soviet Union flag in the background and the text says "Calling everyone 'comrade'". The last panel shows a blue-toned superhero with an Australian flag in the background and the text says "Calling everyone a cunt."

Horse

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A dark horse wearing a hat is inside a bar. The text above says "You're never gonna believe what just happened" and the response is "Tell me". The text below says "horse in the bar".

Frog

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black car with paw prints on the hood. The text above the car reads: "I think a large frog was here maybe even a toad."

Face

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A close-up shot of a person's face with exaggerated features, like a wide mouth, small nose, and wide eyes. The image also includes a barcode at the top and the bottom.

Watch

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Two images showing a Jar Jar Binks watch on a person's wrist. In the first picture, the Jar Jar head is facing up. In the second picture, the top of the watch is opened revealing a digital clock and the words "JAR JAR". Text above the image reads: "A watch, especially a finely crafted one, often signifies status and achievement."

Animal

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Twitter post by PETA stating: "We'd rather date someone who fucks animals than someone who eats them." Below the text is an image of Tai Lung, a leopard from Kung Fu Panda, looking shocked or disturbed at a computer screen.

Crime

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A group of children sitting in a circle under a rainbow-colored parachute. Above the picture is the text: "The council has convened to try you for your many crimes."

Baby

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a muscular man standing over a woman in a hospital bed. The man is saying, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST THE BABY?" Below, the text reads, "GO FIND IT".

Misunderstanding

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows Ernie and Bert. Bert is covered in some white substance. The text says, "Ernie misunderstood Bert's request for 5 guys on his birthday."

Federal Reserve

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

An image of two wolves facing each other against a moon background. One wolf has the text "I hate the Federal Reserve" and the other wolf has the text "lol same". The text at the top of the image reads "INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES".

Pussy

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

this convo is crazy

A screenshot of an online chat conversation between several users: Jake, amy, DonutDrawzz, leo, and Im With Stupid. The conversation begins with Jake making a shocking claim about seeing a person named Madi's private parts. The conversation then devolves into reactions and challenges from other users, culminating in a clarification by DonutDrawzz that Jake only saw 'cleavage'.

Email

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

hehe i have exactly 420 emails in my inbox

Desk

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

i love school chromebooks

Lawnmower

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A cartoon drawing shows a person with a computer monitor for a head, displaying logos for Google Chrome, Facebook, and Amazon, speaking to another person. The text says "I see you recently bought a lawnmower. Can I interest you in another lawnmower?"