Footfungus

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?

Kid: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: Sure.

Kid: Why diddncjcjcbfjcbcjdbbskzmzj b b j no?

Me:?

Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?

Kid: A garden?

Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?

What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?

When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."