When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
FlameWaltz
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Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.