donald

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

yo mamma so fat not even dora could explore her