Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
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How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
W Matt
Bro is doing tricks on it😭
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
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