I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
Bossjack the orphan
@bossjacktheorphan
Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.