Blach6

@blach6

I identify as an attack heilcoter
Registered on · 1 follower · Last active 3 years ago

Water

  • Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

    WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

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  • Jack and Jill

  • Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.

    Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"

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  • Jack

  • Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky.

    Silly Jill forgot her pill,

    And now there's little Frankey.

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  • Smart ass

  • POV: me telling a joke.

    My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.

    Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.

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