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Alastor Wade.

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Registered on 2/17/2024 · 2 followers

Alastor Wade.

Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?

Alastor: You know, Charlie, thanks
to your hotel scheme, I've learned
to appreciate the little things in
life and death.
Charlie: Yes! Good, Al! Like what?
Alastor: All the usual things: my
first ever radio broadcast, helping
my mother cook, and being the first
ever person to actually strangle
someone with their intestines.

Alastor Wade.

Me when I’m trying to fall asleep:

If you think
about it..
Thinking about
thinking is the hardest
sort of thinking
there is.

Alastor Wade.

Cyber bullying at its best

Now
tell him
"Kys"
DANI
DRANS
cyling
Tap
tap

Alastor Wade.

Kinky~

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