♢ Shy Dragon ♢

Dark humour is like cancer. It’s funnier if children get it https://youtube.com/shorts/ii-el7xUbE0?si=NNyCHge65KHaNFOA ⭐️

Registered on 1/7/2024 · 11 followers · Last active 1 year ago

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♢ Shy Dragon ♢

1 year ago

what the hell do i have saved on my phone and why

A surreal image featuring various Pokémon with human faces riding on each other against a cloudy sky background.

Yes

This definitely works

The image is a drawing with four separate life tips on how to make your friends like you more. First, a person is smiling and has a feather tucked in their collar bone, it says 'do a smile to make yourself look like you are not completely dead inside' and 'hold a feather to let your friend know you are not harmful anymore and it is all in the past.' Second, the same person is wearing a lace glove, it says 'wear a single lace glove to show that you have a delicate touch.' Third, it says 'why not wear an outfit that really shows off your figure'. Fourth, a blonde person is holding a leash attached to a dog. It says 'borrow a dog or a child of your choice so people will want to talk to you more'.

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This is SLIGHTLY wrong

The image shows a google search result for 'Who is most popular football player?' The highlighted answer is 'Cristiano Ronaldo'. However, the image next to the text is of Lionel Messi. The text below says: "He is known for his incredible speed and scoring ability. Cristiano Ronaldo is a popular face in the world of professional football. He is a Portuguese professional footballer who is considered one of the greatest players of all time. 14. mars 2024"

In-joke

I need to check Heroin Monkey more often

A screenshot of a social media app displaying a user list with a large number of unread messages (58) next to the user named "Heroin Monkey". Other users are visible with fewer or no unread messages.

OPOSSUM

Cherish you chocolate milk.

A cartoon character named Charlie is shown above a glass of chocolate milk. Text on the image states, "Charlie has bought you some chocolate milk. She shall return Wednesday."

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

1 year ago

I will not stop the Hazbin Hotel/HB memes!